I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus
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The most important thing in life is to enjoy every moment of it. "I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy" is an extremely truthful description of this person's life. When you are at the age of twenty-four you are only twenty years old and in the world of adulthood. You are getting ready to experience all there is to experience in life.

You may be single but you are not alone. There are many people in this world who are single too. When you feel lonely think about how many other people feel the same way you do and remember that if they were put into your situation they would be happy too.

You can still enjoy life and make friends and be happy because you know there is more to life than just your romantic relationships and since everyone doesn't share the same interest as you probably wouldn't want to be friends with them anyway.

Source: The Big O

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